"He’ll grab your waist and whisper in your ear but six months later you’ll find yourself drunk texting him that you miss him and he won’t respond."

I did not write this (via llovespell)

(via llovespell)

"When you meet someone who tries their hardest to stick by you regardless of how difficult you are, keep them. Keep them at all costs because finding someone who cares enough to look past your flaws isn’t something that happens every day."

Midnight Thoughts (I got lucky with you)

(Source: reality-escape-artist, via kil0nova)

"I did not intend to get this drunk"

Me everytime I drink (via upperslut)

(via earthtotosh)

"I knew it wasn’t too important, but it made me sad anyway."

J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye (via simply-quotes)

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alltimejackalow:

You can’t tell me “Seven Things” by Miley Cyrus about Nick Jonas wasn’t the holy grail of shade to your childhood. 16 year old Miley was breaking a guitar hero guitar, having close ups of her fiddling with his diabetes necklace, and scribbling out faces of Nick in photos of her and him all throughout that video. Disney Channel was a wild ride when Niley broke up.

(via rad-notsad)

gimtana:

coolguyemote:

everyone has seen this picture at least once in their internet life

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let’s not forget about this gem

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(Source: kawozhin, via rad-notsad)

a-pedophile-potato:

weedjoke420:

one time in 7th grade i was having unbearable intestinal pain like i could not move at all it hurt so bad so i went to the nurse and she sent me home and the second i got home i farted for legitimately 45 seconds and all of the pain disappeared

A deeply touching story

(via rad-notsad)

allyaisthebae:

make sure all of the letters on my grave stone are lowercase so i can remain cool and casual even in death

(Source: scottymccockslut, via rad-notsad)